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(Arnold steps up to bat)

Arnold

Wind's in the east. I should probably shoot for the gap between second and third.

Gerald

Just try not to get hit, okay?

Arnold

Yeah, good strategy.

Harold (To Arnold)

Who taught you how to play baseball, YOUR LOONY GRANDMA?

Helga

Come on, come on.

Harold

Alright already. Keep your shirt on, Helga, for all our sakes.

(Harold got hit by a baseball)

Helga 

Say something, Pink Boy!

Harold

Goodnight, Mommy.

Arnold

Hey Grandpa, I've got a problem.

Grandpa

Shoot it at me, short man.

Arnold

Well, see, there's this big jerk at school, he says he's gonna...

Grandpa

— says he's gonna beat you up, eh?

Arnold

Well, yeah.

Grandpa

Gonna give you 24 hours to dangle, eh?

Arnold

That's right!

Grandpa

Big guy, huh? Slow, but with lots of power. Squash you like a bug, eh?

Arnold

Yeah, yeah! What should I do?

Grandpa

I have no idea.

Arnold

I've got to think of something, Grandpa.

Grandpa

Well, you could skip town. But then you'd have to live the rest of your life in fear, always looking over your shoulder, waiting for... that day. You try reasoning with him? Oh, a moron, eh? Well Arnold, I wish I knew what to tell you. In eighty years I think I've only learned one thing for sure.

Arnold

What's that?

Grandpa

Never eat raspberries. (Grandpa holds his stomach)
Gotta go! (Grandpa runs to the bathroom)

Helga

Twenty-four hours, fifteen minutes and thirteen seconds until you die!

DJ Nocturnal Ned

It's 7:00 on KILL. This one goes out to Arnold, who's going to die in 2 hours, 6 minutes, and 47 seconds, from Helga who hates you.

Arnold

...Don't hit me; I'll hit me. I'm crazy...

Harold Berman

Wow, you really are crazy. Wanna join our club?

Helga

Boys are so stupid.

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