- I'm gonna get some gum. Plain-flavored gum. (walks away)
- Arnold, would you like something ever so sweet as well?
- Eh, sure.
- (Lulu kisses Arnold)
- Lulu, what are you doing?!
- (seductively smiling) I'm certain I'm trying to kiss you.
- Kiss me? You're Arnie's girlfriend, and... we're nine!
- Oh, Arnold. You're just all too square.
- It means weird, and that's a major understatement. I mean, the boy's wearing pajamas for heaven's sake.
- And look, there have little bears on them! (laughing)
- Boy howdy, talk about embarrassing!
- (Arnold blushes)
I realized why you came here, Arnold--so you could steal my girl. And now, now you're gonna pay for it!