See also: Better Not Touch My Gal, from the episode "Partners"
Better Not Touch My Chick

You'd Better Not Touch My Chick is a song written and performed by Dino Spumoni and Don Reynolds in-universe, and Jim Lang in real life.

Dino Spumoni

You better not touch my chick
Or I'll beat you with a big fat stick;
You better not nose around
Or I'll bop you like a pop-up clown
So get this straight, you retro bait
I'll give you 'til the count of ten

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