- See also: "Better Not Touch My Chick", from the episode "Dino Checks Out"
You'd Better Not Touch My Gal is a song written and performed by Dino Spumoni and Don Reynolds in-universe, and Jim Lang in real life.
- You better not touch my gal
- Or I'll pop you in the kisser, pal;
- You better not even try,
- Or you'll be lookin' at a big black eye!
- So listen good, you two-bit hood,
- I'll give you to the count of ten,
- And if you're not gone by the crack of dawn,
- You'll never, ever eat —
- No, you better be discreet —
- Or you'll never, ever, eat solid food again!
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