See also: "Better Not Touch My Chick", from the episode "Dino Checks Out"
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Jim Lang - Better Not Touch My Gal

You'd Better Not Touch My Gal is a song written and performed by Dino Spumoni and Don Reynolds in-universe, and Jim Lang in real life.


Dino Spumoni

You better not touch my gal
Or I'll pop you in the kisser, pal;
You better not even try,
Or you'll be lookin' at a big black eye!
So listen good, you two-bit hood,
I'll give you to the count of ten,
And if you're not gone by the crack of dawn,
You'll never, ever eat —
No, you better be discreet —
Or you'll never, ever, eat solid food again!

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