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Arnold

It could happen, there could be a prehistoric fish in city park.

Grandpa Phil

There comes a time in every youngster's life when he's ready to take on Big Caesar! And you boys... well, you're not ready yet, but I'm tired of waitin'.

Gerald (about the last boat available for a fishing contest)

There is no way we're fishing in a swan boat.
(next frame)

Gerald

I can't believe we're fishing in a swan boat.

Grandpa
Who are you again?
Grandma
I'm Captain Ahab, scourge of the seven seas.
Grandpa
Why didn't I marry Hedy Lamarr when I had the chance?

(during the credits)
Parrot
Rawk!
Grandpa
Would you make that bird shut up?! Oh, it's gonna be a long night!
Parrot
Rawk!
Grandma
Why do you insist on picking on a bird, for heaven's sake?
Grandpa
If I want to see a ventriloquist, I'll go down to the nightclub!
Grandma
I'll tell you why you didn't marry Hedy Lamarr. She wasn't available.
Grandpa
Hedy Lamarr? Don't bring her into this! How dare you!
Grandma
And not as cute as I was... [as parrot] Oh, yes I am!
Grandpa
You got me all discombobulated here, I'm trying to tell you... (fades out)

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