- It could happen, there could be a prehistoric fish in city park.
- There comes a time in every youngster's life when he's ready to take on Big Caesar! And you boys... well, you're not ready yet, but I'm tired of waitin'.
Gerald (about the last boat available for a fishing contest)
- There is no way we're fishing in a swan boat.
- (next frame)
- I can't believe we're fishing in a swan boat.
- Who are you again?
- I'm Captain Ahab, scourge of the seven seas.
- Why didn't I marry Hedy Lamarr when I had the chance?
- (during the credits)
- Would you make that bird shut up?! Oh, it's gonna be a long night!
- Why do you insist on picking on a bird, for heaven's sake?
- If I want to see a ventriloquist, I'll go down to the nightclub!
- I'll tell you why you didn't marry Hedy Lamarr. She wasn't available.
- Hedy Lamarr? Don't bring her into this! How dare you!
- And not as cute as I was... [as parrot] Oh, yes I am!
- You got me all discombobulated here, I'm trying to tell you... (fades out)