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Phoebe

Well, I suppose the only solution would be to tell the manager the truth.
(pause)

Helga

That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard in my entire life!

Helga

I need time to come up with a plan to get out of paying! We'll stall! We'll order more food! Lots more food!

Phoebe

But isn't that just exacerbating the problem?

Helga

Nadine it's Helga listen I need you to bring one of your cockroaches over to Chez Paris and let it loose in the restaurant. I don't care what classification of cockroach just the biggest ugliest hairiest one you've got and let it loose!

Helga (after weasling out of paying a dinner bill)

There is no way I'm gonna go back in there, tell them the truth, and wind up washing dishes.
(next frame)

Helga

I can't believe I told them the truth, and I wound up washing dishes.

Arnold

The point is you snuck out of paying for dinner and got the restaurant closed down for no reason!

Helga

Okay, so whats the big deal?!

Arnold

Helga, I think we should go back in there, and you should tell them the truth!