- (the Eating Contest begins serving tacos from El Patio. Harold crams one taco down)
- I love this contest........I love eating........... (crams another taco down and he stops) Wait........I think I ate too fast.........oh, oh.......my belly hurts. AAAAAAAAAAAH! Mommy! (Harold runs off)
- He only took two bites.
- (after Stinky passes out from taking a huge bit of Grandma's Stuffed Bell Peppers)
- What did your grandma stuffed these with, football head? Socks?
- Hey! HEY! That recipe was a secret!
- (the final stage of the contest begins where Seymour and Arnold have to eat the Jolly Olly Man's Ice Cream Mountain. Seymour chows down while Arnold stares sickly with a full stomach)
- I know you can do it, Arnold!
- I've reached the end, Grandpa. I have limits. I'm only 9.
- 9 year old's love cake. Arnold! Remember family, tradition and 50 bucks I got ridin' on this thing.
- (to Seymour who's still eating the mountain)
- Wow. I can't beat that. You really are the Disposal. How ya feeling?
- (burps and then continues eating)
- Think he's feelin pretty good.