Contents 1 Lila's audition 2 Eugene, Eugene! 3 When Life Gives You Lemons, Dance! 4 Nice Guys Finish Last 5 Keep Your Sunny Side Up

Lila's auditionEdit

Lila

It's not easy being perfect

It's not easy being sweet

To be constantly amusing

And have dainty size 6 feet

I'm Little Miss Perfect, or so people say

Nonetheless, I must confess

That it's hard being me

And in spite of what you see

I'm perfectly sad today

Eugene, Eugene!Edit

Eugene! Eugene!

Eugene! Eugene!

Who's the pluckiest, life is suckiest

Gosh darn unluckiest, watch out for that truckiest

Fellow you've ever seen ?

Eugene ! Eungene!

Who's the jolliest, trip and falliest

By gosh, by golliest, watch out for that trolleyest

Fellow who's ever been?

Eugene! Eugene!

Eugene! Eugene Eugene!

When Life Gives You Lemons, Dance!Edit

Listen

Chorus

When life gives you lemons, dance!

Dance like there's a muskrat in your pants

When your toes are tappin'

Nothin' bad can happen

When life gives you lemons, dance!

When life lays a lemon on your plate,

Kick up your heels and celebrate

When you're caught in a downpour

With nothing to live for

Strike your most spirited stance...

And dance! Dance!! Dance!!!

Nice Guys Finish LastEdit

Arnold

Nice guys finish last

  Bad guys have a blast

Take his money — grab his honey

Dump that loser fast

Who cares if you're nice?

Nice guys pay the price

Life lambasts them

While jerks cruise past them

Right to the head of the class

Because nice guys finish last!

Keep Your Sunny Side UpEdit

Listen

Eugene

So keep your chin in the air

A spring in your step

Keep a-walkin' with flair

Chock full o' pep

Despite all the odds

Just pump up those clogs

Keep your sunny side up!

Chorus

Greet the world with a grin!

Eugene

Keep the blues in a jar!

Chorus

Keep your sunny side up!

Eugene

You're gonna go far!

Chorus

Who cares if your day

is foggy and gray?

Keep your sunny side — keep your funny side

Eugene

Keep your sunny side up!