Stinky (passing the graveyard)

Look, fellers. We're passing the bone-yard.


Hurry up, you guys! This place is gives me the creeps! It's full of dead people!


Well, you might as well get used to it, on the count of we'll probably all be buried here someday.


Okay maybe, but that won't happen for a long, long time. Right?

Stinky (talking about the Ghost Bride)

The Ghost Bride will get you and hack you up, just like her sister and her former intended!

Arnold (reading headstone)

Here lies Cynthia Snell. She lived her life and went straight to...I can't read the rest.


But we have to do something, we can't just stay in here forever.


Sure we can, these guys did. (points at two dead corpses)


But they're dead.


What's your point?

Sid (to Curly, dressed as a dead bride)

I can't believe you'd pull such a dirty trick!

Eugene Horowitz

I can't believe how nice you look in that dress!


Okay it was a dirty trick, I admit it. But I wanted to tell the story! Why should GERALD always get to tell the stories? (imitates Pee-Wee Herman voice) IT'S NOT FAIR!

(while Curly is tied inside the crypt, he heard someone humming "Wedding March")


Helga? Is that you? Come on! This isn't a joke! Let me out! Come on, Helga! Helga?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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