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Grandpa Phil

And I'm about to go fishing with my favorite grandson!

Arnold

I'm your only grandson.

Grandpa Phil

Uh-huh...

Arnold

Grandpa, you can't jettison Aunt Mitzi out the second-floor window!

Phil
(to Arnold) Mitzi and I never got along!  We never agreed about anything!
Arnold
(pulling out an old picture of Phil and Mitzi playing with their Scottish Terrier Pooter when they were children) Oh, yeah?  What about Pooter?
Phil
Aw, look, it's Pooter.
Arnold
And Mitzi.
Phil
Nah must be some neighborhood kid
Arnold
No, that's Mitzi.  Look at you two.  Look at how happy you were together.  You looked like you got along great.
Phil
Our old mutt Pooter.  What a wonderful dog smart as a whip.  We took him everywhere.
Mitzi
(popped up behind Phil) Throwing sticks in the park till it was too dark to see anymore
Phil
And giving him baths in the backyard
Mitzi
And taking him to the seashore
Phil
Remember how he used to gas up the care and Dad would say...
Phil and Mitzi
(in unison) "Jumping Jehosehphat!  Who let one?!"  yeah
Arnold
Whatever happened to him?
Mitzi
(glances at Phil) Well, we kept him in the backyard then one day he got out and we went looking for him.
Phil
We went all over the neighborhood calling his name.
Mitzi
By the time we found him, he had been hit by a milk truck...
Phil
We took him to the vet but...there was nothing they could do for him...
Mitzi
It's your fault, Phil! You were supposed to fix that gap in the fence!
Phil
I *did* fix the fence! *You* were supposed to fill in that hole he dug!

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