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Arnold

Helga's a girl.

Gerald

She is? (Glances at Helga) Oh, yeah, I always forget.

Harold

Wait a minute, you can't play. This game is boys only!

Helga

Says who, pink boy?

Harold

Says, uh... Sid! Yeah, tell her, Sid!

Sid

Please don't hurt me!

Harold

Helga's not a girl. Helga's not a girl.

Arnold

Y'know, Gerald, I almost feel sorry for Helga.

Gerald

The keyword there is "almost".

Helga

"Not girl enough." (scoffs) What a bunch of crap! I am too a girl. I'm pretty. I'm feminine. I'm delicate. (Helga bumps into someone)

Man

Oh, excuse me young man.

Helga

I'm a girl!

Helga (at seeing Phoebe laugh at a joke about Helga)

Et tu, Phoebe?

Cashier

Yeah, um, how much is this magazine to make ugly girls look pretty?

Sid

I just saw Helga on her way to Rhonda's party and she was all dolled up... LIKE A GIRL!

Helga

You're right, Rhonda. I'm not like rest of you. I'm not wearing a mask. I mean, look at us! Tin foil in our hair? Glop on our faces? High-heeled shoes? Why are we wearing them? We're already taller than the boys!

Harold

The horror! The Horror!