- A pig eating bacon? That is not okay!
- Never fear. I have every minute planned out for this trip. Getting anyone lost is definitely not on this agenda!
- Mmm, you ever travel with a dozen kids before?
- I know this video wouldn't have happened without you, Gerald. I can't thank you enough!
- You should thank Helga. This was her idea. You should see all the videos she has of—
- Of the things! Ha, around the city, amazing! Anyway, it's done. We're going to San Lorenzo.
- Wow! Thank you, Helga!
- (Arnold puts his hand on Helga's shoulder, causing her to get a buzzing sensation and hear fireworks.)
- (happily) Oh-ho! And I... have to go wash my socks!
- You're going to the jungle, so don't catch malaria, or hookworm, or tennis elbow, or itchy armpits, or elephantitis!
- You truly are chosen, Arnold.
- Why can't I ever be "the chosen one"?
- We're literally up the river without a stinkin' paddle!
- Is there a toilet on this boat?!
- Arnooooooooold... Arnoooooooooold...
- Yeah, yeah, "Arnoooooooold...", we get it!