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Helga

Oh... Arnold and I are going to be married! It’s true! He did the test 110 times, and... despite the fact that the result revolted him... it always came out the same! Me and Arnold... MARRIED! Oh, it’s FATE! This is... wonderful...
(Arnold & Gerald head toward Arnold’s house)

Arnold

This is HORRIBLE!

Helga (in her closet)

I’m going to marry Arnold! It’s like a dream!

Arnold (in his room, ready to sleep)

It’s like a nightmare!

Helga (in her bed)

The one boy I’ve always hoped I would marry!

Arnold

One girl I NEVER WANNA marry! EVER!

Helga

Arnold... Arnold... (kisses her Arnold locket)

Arnold (dreaming)

I’m not going to marry Helga... I’m not going to marry Helga...

(In Arnold's dream, the bride is approaching...)

Gerald

Look sharp. Here comes your bride!

Arnold

Lila?

Helga (SHE'S the bride)

No such luck, football-head!

Helga

Say, "I do"

Arnold

But, I don't.

Helga

You do.

Arnold

I don't.

Helga

You don't.

Arnold

I do.

Helga

Gotcha!

Priest (quickly)

Do you, Helga, take Arnold to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love, honor, and cherish till death do you part?

Helga

You got it, padre! I mean, I do.

Arnold

You are the most beautiful girl in the world. Your eyes are like shining diamonds.

Helga

Aww, go on.

Arnold

All right, I'll stop.

Helga

No, I mean go on, go on.

(in Helga's dream)
Phoebe
Madame President, you have an urgent call from Chile, the Milk Board is here for your ten o'clock, and the Swiss ambassador wants to know what you think of his cheese plan.
Helga
Hold the Chile, cancel the milk, and tell the Swiss ambassador his cheese plan is full of holes.

(In Arnold's dream)

Helga

I guess you could say I love, I love...

Clock

Hey Arnold! Hey Arnold! Hey Arnold! Hey Arnold!

Helga

(thinking) What if it was all just a crazy dream? What if I never get the guts to tell Arnold how I really feel about him? And what if we never get married?