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Olga (arrives home and walks over to greet Helga)

Toodles, Helga. How's my baby sister? (gives Helga a quick kiss on the cheek) You're growing into quite a lovely young lady.

Helga (smirking and being sarcastic)

Yeah, I'm a real beauty.

Helga

To change the grades... or not to change the grades... that is the question....

Helga

Suffer in her shadow, take sweet black revenge... suffer , revenge.... no contest (Helga decides to redo Olga's grades)

Olga (while lying in bed after getting a B plus)

"I'm never coming out of my room again. I— I've never even gotten an A-minus!"
Olga
Elizabethan Poetry...B+ ?!
Miriam and Bob
B+?!
Olga
I-I-I can't believe it!?
Miriam
It's not that bad, darling.
Olga
Yes it is, it's the worst thing that's ever happened to me! may I please be excused! (Runs out of the kitchen crying)
Helga
Mother, may I say, this soup is exquisite.

Big Bob (about Olga)

"She can't just sit around all day moping."

Miriam "Sure she can... I do."


Helga (eating chocolates)

One for Helga... none for Olga.

Arnold

I don't know, Helga. I've always wanted to have a brother or a sister. I always thought those relationships were kinda special.

Helga

Yeah, well, what do you know? Olga is evil. She's a pompous, overbearing, arrogant witch. Only, this time, I've got her beat.

Arnold

Okay. Forget I mentioned it.

Helga (on Arnold's advice)

Arnold! So moral, so compassionate, so giving! If only I were good and kind like that... but I'm not, so that's that.

Helga (on her parents' concern for Olga)

Even when she's out of the way, she still ruins everything for me.
Helga: (Looks into Olga's bedroom, where she's still lying in bed crying) Oh, brother! Look at her in there, crying like a baby, feeling all sorry for herself, all because she thinks she got a B+. Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do. (slams Olga's bedroom door shut and starts to walk to her bedroom) Ah, much better.

Helga (in fantasy sequence)

What's it like to fly?

Arnold the Angel

Eh, it's OK.

Helga
Okay here's the deal, you didn't get a B+."
Olga
W-what? What are you talking about?
Helga
You got straight As, as usual, so I was jealous so I changed the grade. Got it?

Olga

You mean I really did get all As?

Helga

That's right, so you can get out of bed and prance around the house like Mary Sunshine again. You can go can go back to being the golden child and go ahead and tell Mom and Dad what I did, so they'll reward you and punish me like they always do. Everything's back to normal, bucko.

Olga

That was a pretty terrible thing to do.

Helga
Yeah yeah what's new? Go ahead, tell Mom and Dad.
Olga
Well I could do that, I should do that, but I'm not going to tell them.
Helga
Uh, what's your angle?
Olga
There is no angle Helga, they don't have to know everything that goes on between us. You must think I'm pretty lucky, all the attention I get from them. I have to perform all the time like some kind of wind-up doll, I get really sick of it. You're lucky they hardly even notice you.
Helga
(smiles slightly) Really?
Olga
(smiles back) Really.

Olga "Hey, what are sisters for?"

Helga

I don't know.

Olga
Tomorrow let's spend the day together, just you and me?

(Both Helga and Olga turn blue)

Helga
Oh, okay that might be nice.

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