Miriam (when she hears about Olga getting married)
- No, Olga! Don't make the same mistake I made!
Helga
- Oh man, this guy's a total liar! If Olga marries him, her life will be ruined... Perfect!
Bob
So what's the stinkin' rush all about? get married in a year, if you still want to.
Miriam
- (drolly) You won't want to.
Olga
- Mommy, Daddy, please don't be horrid...
Doug
- It's okay, darling, you're parents just need time to adjust.
Big Bob
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you little twist top, Big Bob Pataki doesn't adjust, you got it?
Helga
- Daddy, it's not fair to have Olga choose between her true love... and us.
Olga (tearfully)
- Helga's right, Daddy, you're being an awful brute, and Mommy, you're not even trying to like Doug... I am so... miserable.
- (Olga runs off crying and weeping to her bedroom)
Helga
- If I play my cards right I can get rid of Olga for good.
Doug (his last lines)
- I did like her, you know—even if I didn't actually love her. But hey, what's love anyway?
