- I done went and sat on my hot sauce and now I gots hot pants!
Harold (Pretending to be a hobo, he gets asked if he's seen Harold, Stinky, and Sid)
- No sir, and we don't know nothing about some police station!
- We can't go to the authorities, WE JUST BLEW UP THE AUTHORITIES!!!!
- This is crazy. Listen to yourselves. You're 9 years old. And your gonna disguise yourselves, run away and become hobos?!
- THAT'S RIGHT, ARNOLD! AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA STOP US! (scene goes black and another scene is shown Arnold tied up and mouth taped while Sid, Stinky and Harold are in incognito) Sorry Arnold. We just can't take the chance that you'll turn us in. Now let's catch a bus to the train yard. Ooooh, I can't wait to be a hobo!
- Hi, shortman. Done playing "secret agent"?
- (frees himself, and untapes his mouth and removes the dirty sock from his mouth) I wasn't playing "secret agent". I was bound and gagged for 2 hours.
- Oh, that's different. How'd that happen?
- Harold, Stinky and Sid tied me up because they thought I was gonna turn them for blowing up the police station.
- Blowin' up the police station? What are you talkin' about? They didn't blow it up, I did! It's been slated for demolition for months!
- Well, they think they did it. And they're so scared, they're going to the train yard to hop a box car and become hobos! We gotta stop 'em!
- Oh, my gosh, you're absolutely right! We'll go save 'em! Just as soon as the Battlin' Bishop defeats the Lady Beastmaster!
- Oh, alright! I'll just look at the highlights on the news then!
- WE BLEW UP THE POLICE STATION!!!!! Waaaaaah!!!!!
- No... I blew up the police station!!!!