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Grandpa

Sounds like young Arnold's got another one of his complex labyrinthine conundrums of a boyhood problem.

Arnold

It's not insurmountable.

Gerald

Insurmountable? Man, you read too much.

Big Bob Pataki

Remember, we'll beat any advertised price. Unless it's lower.

(after Grandpa Phil gave him advice)

Arnold

Thanks, Grandpa.

Grandpa Phil

Sure, Arnold, anytime... Except next Wednesday at 3:30. I'm having a wart removed then.

Helga

Move it, football head!

(Censored Line as he is about to be denied entry of the Tunnel of Love)

Sid

What, because I'm short means I can't get no action!

Arnold

If you think about it, I know you'll do the right thing.

Harold

Whats the difference between a rump-roast and a butt steak?

Harold

Help me, mommy!

Eugene

I'm okay.

Helga (says a poem)

Oh Arnold my love,
(Brainy's heavy breathing)
(Helga knocks out Brainy)

Gerald

You're a bold kid Arnold, a bold kid.

Helga

Doi!

Grandpa

Hey, short man!

Helga

Criminy! What is this crap?

Helga Pataki

C'mon Phoebe, let's go spit in the river.

Stinky

This really bites!

Grandpa

Morning, short-man!