- Me, Mom and Dad are supposed to visit my grandma in South Dakota.
- Sounds like fun.
- I'd rather have a root canal.
- Great! You lost the directions; we’re totally lost on the road to nowhere, with a map of Wankyland!
- Mom, please tell me you didn’t leave your purse on top of the car again!
- Helga, you know, I think that that is exactly what happened.