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(on a camping trip, Grandpa is showing Arnold and Gerald survival skills. Gerald is eating red berries. Arnold is eating green berries)

Grandpa

Now, only do this under adult supervision. Red and sweet are good to eat, but I swear by this sonnet, green will make you vomit.

Arnold (swallows)

I thought it was green and sweet are good to eat.

Grandpa

No, I've been saying it all morning. Red and sweet. Red and sweet.

Arnold

Excuse me a minute. (Arnold runs off screen and vomits)

Grandpa

You're vomiting, aren't you, Arnold?


Arnold

What's scat?

Grandpa

You know, scat. Droppings. Like what you're standing in.



Grandpa

Everything in nature is beautiful. Unless it's ugly.

(On a hike through the woods)

Big Bob Pataki

Ugh! It's getting kind of cold. I think I should turn down this air breeze a little. (Turns knob and it explodes, sending Bob into a tree)

Phoebe

Are you okay, Mr. Pataki?

Big Bob Pataki

Am I okay? Look at me! The food's gone! The air breeze doesn't work! And to top it all off we're lost!

Helga

Lost? I thought you knew where we were!

Big Bob Pataki

I've been lost ever since I saw those signs in Spanish.

(after the pathfinder breaks)

Big Bob Pataki

Cheap piece of junk. I'll sell thousands.

Arnold (using his instincts)

Camp, should be right... there!
(the group cheers happily)

Arnold

But we've got to follow this path around because.

Big Bob

Forget the path, kid! Camp's right there! (runs through the tall bushes alone and back into the camp cheering to himself)

Arnold

I was just going to say, because that's Poison Ivy.

Helga

Why don't we all go for a nice hike in the woods?

Big Bob

Huh? I thought you hated hiking.

Helga

Whatever gave you that idea?

Phoebe

Perhaps it was on the way here when you kept saying, (imitating Helga) "I hate hiking! I hate hiking! I hate—" (Helga kicks her foot) Ow!

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