My Last Bow


Dino Spumoni

I once was king — that day is gone;
I've been dethroned and stoned by the uncaring throng.
They're ringing down that curtain now —
I guess it's time for my last bow.
Life was a gas, but that gas has passed;
I've gone from top of the pops to the back of the class;
Auf Wiedersehen, adieu, and ciao —
Baby it's time for my last bow.

Back in the Swing

Dino Spumoni

Ain't nothin' worse than feelin' you're no good;
Baby, down and out is a lousy neighborhood;
Those knockdown, drag-out days feel like ten rounds in the ring,
But don't just hang on the ropes — get back in the swing!
Ah, life's too short to live with your nose out of joint;
Hey, listen up, you punks — I'm makin' a point;
When your back is to the wall and your keester's in a sling,
Quit your mopin' around — get back in the swing!
Oh, I know, life can be cruel;
One day she makes you a king, and the next, you're a fool;
In the blink of an eye, your fortunes can swing,
So jump right in...
'Cause it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing!
I ain't the hippest cat in town,
But I'd rather be a swinger than a clown;
So call me a fool, but this fool can sing
And that's all I need — I'm packed for the trip —
Get out of my way — I'll fatten your lip;
Hey, look at me now — I'm back in the swing!

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