- Strange weather we're havin'. Rain, drought, and snow.
- And all in the same dang week!
- Try, try, and try again, till you can't try no longer. And if that don't work, you just spent a whole lot of time tryin' to do somethin' you just couldn't do.
- Wow! That is... the biggest vegetable... I've ever seen. First prize goes to...
- Stinky Peterson, Ma'am.