- What the heck is going on here? I'm gone for two lousy minutes and some bimbo is moving in on my territory?! Well, fat chance I'm gonna let that happen. Arnold is gonna be mine on this vacation, and no little beach chippie is gonna come between us!
Grandpa Phil (To ducks, suddenly realizing he was hallucinating)
- Wait a minute, you're not my ancestors, you're a bunch of ducks.
Grandpa Phil (Picks up shell)
- Hello, 911? This is Grandpa! Yeah, I'm stuck on an island. Hello? Hello? Aw, they put me on hold!
- So you sure he doesn't have a clue?
- Arnold? No way! He's pathetic. He's in love with me. I could probally get him to build me five sandcastles.
- But we just need one, baby.
- I know -- one sandcastle, we get first prize, I totally blow off Arnold and get to be on Babewatch, this plan worked out so perfectly.
- (Summer and Sandy kiss passionately)
Helga (to crushed Arnold)
- I'm sorry, Arnold.
- You were right the whole time, Helga.
- (Summer walks over to where they are)
- Oh Arnold, there you are! Ready to build our winning sandcastle?
- Forget it, Summer; I'm on to you! I know you think I'm pathetic and I know you've been lying to me this whole time.
- Arnold, I---
- I just heard you and that Sandy guy. You were just using me.
- I'm not building any sandcastle with you, ever. Goodbye, Summer.
- Goodbye, Autumn! It's been a blast. Too bad your evil plan fell flat on its face!
- Sorry I didn't listen to you, Helga. I guess you were really just trying to be my friend.
- Well, I figured it was the right thing to do; I mean, she was taking advantage of you and I couldn't just-- Well, hey, what the heck are we standing here talking for? We got a sandcastle competition to win. Come on!
- Bob, where you been? And you were right: the beach is incredible! I want to come back next year.
- Big Bob
- There isn't gonna be a next year, Miriam: we're never coming back to this forsaken dump; we're leaving right now!
- (Laugh) Bob, you're such a kidder! (Hits Bob on the back, still laughing as Bob screams)
- ... and the Winners of this year Sandcastle Competition are Arnold and Helga! Congratulations, guys! For first prize both of you will be appeared in the hit TV Show Babewatch filmed right here in our beach!
- That right, me. I'm The Winning Girl.
- (Summer Cries)
- It'll be alright... (Summer punches his stomach) OW!
- You and I are so through! (Summer keeps crying)