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Harold (when he saw a D+ on his paper)
- Oh, I hate school. I wish I never have to go to school again.
- Come on, Harold, it's not that bad.
Harold
- Yes, it is! We're trapped in here day after day, doing boring stuff, and standing in line for cold crappy food that they don't even give me time to eat! Oh, I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I just wish there was some way to get out of school and get to stay home and be free!
- Repeat slowly after me.
Harold
- Slowly after me...
Principal Wartz
- No! Not yet. Ok, I won't enter the school ground for the next three weeks.
Harold
- I won't enter the school ground for the next three weeks.
Principal Wartz
- Good, I'll see you in three weeks.
Harold
- Good, I'll see you in three weeks.
Principal Wartz
- Harold.
Harold
- Harold.
Principal Wartz
- Do'h.
Harold (incognito as an Italian pizza delivery man)
- (to Principal Wartz) Someone ordered a pizza for the teacher's lounge?
Principal Wartz
- What are you doing, Harold?
Harold
- (in a fake Italian accent) Whad'ya talkin about? I'm not...Harold...Im a little old Italian man delivering a pizza. See, I... I... even have a mustache. (Wartz rips off mustache) OWW!!!
Principal Wartz
- That's another week of suspension for you, young man.
Harold
- Awww!!!
Principal Wartz (after seeing Harold planning to go to school once again)
- Well, well, well, so you just keep pushing your luck mister. I'm afriad it's another week of suspension for you.
Harold
- NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Arnold
- Principal Wartz, look at him. (Harold crying) Don't you think he learned his lesson?
Principal Wartz
- Rules are rules young man.
Arnold
- But come on, hasen't he suffered enough?!
Principal Wart
- Son, the school constitution has very strict previsions, now don't test my patience.
Arnold
- But your not being reasonable. Your acting like a tyrant.
Principal Wartz
- (angry) THAT'S IT!!! I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BACKTALK!!! YOUR SUSPENDED FOR TWO DAYS!!!!
Arnold
- What? You gotta be kidding?!
Principal Wartz
- You want to make it a week? (Arnold with a sad look)
Harold (being covered in hot cheese because the janitor poured it in the trash)
- Stupid cheese?!!!
- I'm a fireman!!! Woohoo!!! I'm a fireman!!! (sees Principal Wartz angry) Oops!
Principal Wartz
- (angry) Wolfgang, that is a flagrant violation of school safety rules (takes away the fire extinguisher from Wolfgang) not to mention federal law, your suspended.
- What?
Principal Wartz
- You heard me, (puts away the fire extinguisher back into its case) you are hereby order to stay out of the school for one entire week!
Harold
- (after his fire extinguisher plan failed) Hey, that stupid dork was suppose to suspend me.
Principal Wartz
- Harold, did you just call me a stupid dork?
Harold
- NO, NO NO NO.... (realizes he could be suspended for doing that) I mean yes, I did call you a STUPID DORK!!!
Principal Wartz
- That's a violation of the school constitution, article 54, section C, paragraph 2, your suspended.
Harold
- Yes. I mean...Awwww Geee?!
- Harold honey. Your shredded meat is on the table.
Harold
- No thanks, mother dear. I want to get to school EARLY today to get a headstart on my work.
- Has he been eating the instant coffee again?