- The list for a kid's perfect Saturday: watch every cartoon from Six AM 'til Dance Craze, while eating three bowls of sugar chunk cereal; ride your bike down the steepest hill in the neighborhood, and you all know which one that is; play catch with every kid in the park; and finally, go to the movies and sit through it three times!
- Either that milk's gone bad or they figured out a whole new way to sell cottage cheese.
Guy on TV
- Mutant robots from outer space, spitting bacteria that eat your face... (TV melts)
- Hmmm... I think I got the 220 mixed up with the 660.
- No problem. I'll use the upstairs TV.
- Good idea! 'Cept the power's out in the whole house.